What the H * E * double hockey sticks?

Ok....I realize I am often clueless to the latest trends, but I was WAY clueless on tonight's class at the Gym.  I have heard about ZUMBA a thousand times, but never knew what it was.

I was going to take spin tonight, but decided to take Zumba with my friend Stephanie last minute.  I guess I thought it was some sort of step class.  BOY, WAS I WRONG!!!

I have never laughed so hard in my entire life.  To imagine what I looked like in that class do the following:  draw a stick figure on a piece of paper and try to make it dance.  THAT'S ME! 

I also had no idea how sexy the latino culture is!  They should have ratings on that class!  I should have just turned around and left the second I saw sequins on the instructors sports bra! 

I have to wear 2 bras during my work outs just to hold these puppies in place.  The instructor was shimmying her boobs all over the place!  And don't get me started on her gluteus maximus.  I have been instructed to 'tighten' my gluts in every workout I have ever done.  Well, NOT TODAY FRIENDS.....NOT TODAY!  These girls have muscles in their hips that I didn't know existed. 

I am sorry to all my white friends out there......BUT white girls don't hold a candle to the latino girls when it comes to having 'moves'!!!  Oh my, tonight was PURE ENTERTAINMENT!!!  I have never seen anything like it.

I figured I had better make the best of it.  I basically just ran in place for about an hour.  I did burn a ton of calories, but I am pretty sure it was from laughing!

I didn't understand the music.  She played Spanish hip-hop, Spanish rap and we cooled down to a Spanish country song.  All I understood in the country song was something about Tequila at the Cantina??? 

The whole class was just sooooo bizarre!  Definitely made for an entertaining evening!!!

The class is crazy packed!  There were even small latino children doing this class.

This is Stephanie and I after the class.  I just had to get a picture with the instructor.  I am not sure I will ever take that class again so definitely wanted to remember 'Ms. Sexy Thang'.  She wore her sequined bra and I wore Mike's softball T-shirt and sliding shorts.  She spoke Spanish the entire class.  This added to my .... Where the hell am I???  LOL! LOL! 

The girls got some exercise of their own.  They ran and ran and ran after my Zumba class.  I was getting them nice and ready for BED!  :-)  It worked!